Is that your cheek talking to me?

Justin tells me that a picture of me smoking a cigarette and talking out the side of my mouth would encapsulate my personality. Oh man! Whenever I'm reminded that I have this very weird habit of talking with my mouth somehow moved sideways makes me cringe. But, I know that if you're reading this and you know me, you're laughing - or at least smiling - right now because why? BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. My mouth has a freakish mind of its own. When it gets excited, it tries to run towards my ear or something. Your mission, dear readers, is to catch this mouth in action if you can, capture it on celluloid and torture me with it for the rest of our waking days. Challenge extended ...